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I’m Not Homeless, My Wife’s Just Shopping – Funny Hoodie

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I’m Not Homeless, My Wife’s Just Shopping – Funny Hoodie
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SIZE GUIDE HOODIES

A. The Length
Position the tape measure at the base of the collar (top shoulder seam). Extend it vertically down to the bottom hem of the hoodie, keeping the tape straight and aligned with the hoodie’s centerline.

B. Chest Circumference (Width)
Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, typically under the arms and across the shoulder blades. Ensure the tape lies flat and parallel to the floor without tightening.

C. Sleeve Length
Start at the center of the collar’s back seam. Guide the tape over the curve of the shoulder and along the outer edge of the sleeve to the cuff’s end. Pause at the shoulder peak to secure the tape before continuing down the sleeve’s length.

Below we will show you the sizes in two tables. One for centimeters and one for inches.

  • View in Centimeters
  • View in Inches
SIZES IN CENTIMETERS:
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 68.6 96.5 – 104.1 85.1
M 71.1 106.7 – 114.3 87.6
L 73.7 116.8 – 124.5 90.2
XL 76.2 127.0 – 134.6 92.7
2XL 78.7 137.2 – 144.8 95.3
3XL 81.3 147.3 – 154.9 97.8

SIZES IN INCHES:
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 27 38 – 41 33 ½
M 28  42 – 45 34 ½
L 29  46 – 49 35 ½
XL 30  50 – 53 36 ½
2XL 31  54 – 57 38 ½
3XL 32  58 – 61 22 ¾

Featured Review

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It’s not just a hoodie; it’s a statement piece that brings humor and warmth (literally and figuratively) to everyday life. If you’re looking for a gift that’s both practical and hilarious, this is it. My husband loves it so much that I’m tempted to get one for myself with a matching twist hahah! Highly recommend for anyone who loves a good laugh 😂

Add a dose of humor to your wardrobe with the “I’m Not Homeless, My Wife’s Just Shopping” Hoodie! Perfect for husbands who know the struggle of waiting during long shopping trips, this playful design is sure to get laughs and start conversations. Made from premium, soft cotton, this tee combines comfort and comedy for everyday wear.

• Fit: Classic unisex fit for comfort and versatility
• Sizes: Available in a wide range of sizes (check size chart for the perfect fit)
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Why You’ll Love It:
• Hilarious design perfect for casual outings or gifting
• Soft, breathable fabric for maximum comfort
• Long-lasting print that stays vibrant after washing

Each hoodie is made-to-order, which means it takes a little longer to ship but helps minimize waste and overproduction. Thanks for choosing a more sustainable way to shop!

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73 reviews for I’m Not Homeless, My Wife’s Just Shopping – Funny Hoodie

  1. Aisha Q. (verified owner) –

    I needed this to stop my wife haha

  2. Myra M. (verified owner) –

    Exceptional in quality.

  3. Winston W. (verified owner) –

    Bought this for myself but now my brother in law wants one too. Will be back.

  4. Rosa H. (verified owner) –

    Dependable, stylish, and beautifully designed.

  5. Sienna S. (verified owner) –

    All-day comfort

  6. Kai R. (verified owner) –

    Reinforced stitching survives hiking trails.

  7. Dmitri U. (verified owner) –

    No pilling after months of daily use.

  8. Aaron A. (verified owner) –

    Highly recommended—will use again.

  9. Giselle W. (verified owner) –

    Love the fleece lining. It’s cozy without being bulky. The text is subtle enough for errands but still gets smiles.

  10. Yusuf F. (verified owner) –

    Perfectly combines creativity and functionality.

  11. Aylin K. (verified owner) –

    The hoodie looks high-quality, great color. Contact was very nice.

  12. Sanaa T. (verified owner) –

    <33

  13. Maksim V. (verified owner) –

    love this for myself

  14. Isabella I. (verified owner) –

    Antimicrobial lining

  15. Ioannis Z. (verified owner) –

    Unique gift

  16. Egor K. (verified owner) –

    Fast e delivery. Thanks 🙂

  17. Tycho T. (verified owner) –

    Cozy stuff

  18. Kai H. (verified owner) –

    Ideal length for tucking in.

  19. Soraya B. (verified owner) –

    Subtle branding suits minimalists.

  20. Lucia D. (verified owner) –

    Non-restrictive fit for dynamic movement.

  21. Pearl P. (verified owner) –

    A thoughtful blend of style and utility, this is a winner.

  22. Aylin J. (verified owner) –

    Wedding present they loved it

  23. Esme E. (verified owner) –

    omg this is such a blast

  24. Juno C. (verified owner) –

    The quality is simply outstanding.

  25. Zola M. (verified owner) –

    Soft touch

  26. Violetta V. (verified owner) –

    Sleek style

  27. Zainab C. (verified owner) –

    Very good, everything arrived as expected

  28. Sofia T. (verified owner) –

    Holds up to rough tackles and rougher laundry cycles. Champion-tier.

  29. Elowen E. (verified owner) –

    The hood is massive—covers my whole head in rain. Practical and nerdy. Love it.

  30. Zoya K. (verified owner) –

    Lightweight yet warm for autumn evenings.

  31. Mei K. (verified owner) –

    Feels lightweight but provides good coverage.

  32. Oisin O. (verified owner) –

    Light insulation ideal for indoors.

  33. Micah M. (verified owner) –

    Good product, it took a little longer than the delivery time they said, but the quality is very good

  34. Kwame T. (verified owner) –

    Yodaaaaaa oneee me for! Hm!

  35. Lyra L. (verified owner) –

    Washed it multiple times; still looks new.

  36. Sakura B. (verified owner) –

    Got it in time, thanks

  37. Timur L. (verified owner) –

    Packs light for travel essentials.

  38. Amelia A. (verified owner) –

    Survived a cross-country move! Packed poorly, but not a scratch. The humor is as durable as the mug.

  39. Jae-Hyun V. (verified owner) –

    Adjustable hood tightness for variable weather.

  40. Rory R. (verified owner) –

    Adjustable hood stays put during storms.

  41. Mira L. (verified owner) –

    It’s rare to find something this stylish and reliable.

  42. Milo C. (verified owner) –

    Such a joy!

  43. Lila Q. (verified owner) –

    High quality—a very nice addition to my desk. 👍

  44. Nala L. (verified owner) –

    Retains shape after machine drying.

  45. Sage S. (verified owner) –

    This is both elegant and highly functional.

  46. Yusuf H. (verified owner) –

    Withstands frequent gym sessions.

  47. Amelia A. (verified owner) –

    High quality! The shop owner was super responsive and helpful in creating a custom design. Thank you!

  48. Ananya T. (verified owner) –

    After weight loss surgery, I needed adaptable clothing. This hoodie’s adjustable drawstrings and stretchy fabric accommodate my changing body. The soft interior doesn’t irritate sensitive skin, and the sleek design boosts my confidence. It’s become my transitional uniform—celebrating progress without sacrificing comfort.

  49. Thandiwe Z. (verified owner) –

    After searching for an eco-friendly hoodie, this one checked all boxes. The organic cotton feels substantial yet breathable, and the water-based ink print aligns with my sustainability values. It’s held up beautifully through weekly washes, and the color hasn’t dulled. The fit is slightly tailored, so it doesn’t look sloppy with dress pants for casual Fridays. The hood is snug enough to stay put during bike commutes but doesn’t obscure peripheral vision. Worth every penny for ethically minded buyers.

  50. Zephyr Z. (verified owner) –

    Item is exactly as expected

  51. Chen Y. (verified owner) –

    Stylish design, ideal for everyday use.

  52. Priya N. (verified owner) –

    Cozy sleeves

  53. Omar E. (verified owner) –

    Tried to dye it purple turned gray chaos but matches my chaotic life

  54. Chiara H. (verified owner) –

    As a librarian, I appreciate the whisper-quiet fabric. The pocket doesn’t clank during shelving, and the soft interior feels cozy during long shifts. The minimalist design pairs well with skirts or slacks, and the pockets hold bookmarks and notes discreetly. After a year, it’s still my favorite work layer—professional yet comfortable.

  55. Elena O. (verified owner) –

    Love it all day!

  56. Dahlia D. (verified owner) –

    As someone who works night shifts outdoors, this hoodie has been a lifesaver. The thick, wind-resistant fabric keeps me warm without restricting movement, and the fleece lining feels luxurious against my skin. I’ve worn it in heavy rain, and the hood provided surprising coverage—no soaked hair anymore. The kangaroo pocket fits my work gloves and a thermos, and the pocket hasn’t snagged once, even with constant use. After months of wear, the print still looks crisp, and there’s no pilling around the seams. It’s pricier than my old hoodies, but the durability justifies the cost. My only gripe? I wish it came in a longer torso option for taller folks.

  57. Dax D. (verified owner) –

    Breathable fabric

  58. Aarav K. (verified owner) –

    Lightweight layer

  59. Soraya F. (verified owner) –

    Smooth pocket avoids snags.

  60. Umi U. (verified owner) –

    Moisture-wicking for humid hikes.

  61. Hiroshi T. (verified owner) –

    As a beekeeper, I need protective yet breathable layers. This hoodie’s tight cuffs keep bees out, and the light color calms the hive. The fabric is tough enough to handle propolis stains but soft for all-day wear. After washing, the residue rinses right out. A niche but invaluable addition to my apiary gear.

  62. Idris P. (verified owner) –

    Ideal for camping in cool climates.

  63. Hero H. (verified owner) –

    I’ve gotten so many compliments since I started using this.

  64. Alessia K. (verified owner) –

    that pretty good ! keep it up

  65. Jazmin S. (verified owner) –

    I love this nice fabric and great material

  66. Tomas J. (verified owner) –

    Snug cuffs

  67. Amara W. (verified owner) –

    Breathable panels reduce underarm sweat.

  68. Elias T. (verified owner) –

    A wonderful product that’s worth every cent.

  69. Felix Y. (verified owner) –

    WOAHHHHHH THATS WAS SO COOL AND GOOD

  70. Xia N. (verified owner) –

    Quick delivery and secure packaging. The Squid Game design is more vibrant in real life!

  71. Irene Y. (verified owner) –

    Static-free interior layers smoothly.

  72. Soraya L. (verified owner) –

    Fantastic, just what I was looking for.

  73. Walid M. (verified owner) –

    The fit is spot-on, and the fabric feels amazing against the skin. It’s a must-have for Star Wars lovers of all ages.

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