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SIZE GUIDE T-SHIRTS

A. The Length
Position the tape measure at the base of the collar (top shoulder seam). Extend it vertically down to the bottom hem of the shirt, keeping the tape straight and aligned with the shirt’s centerline.

B. Chest Circumference
Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, typically under the arms and across the shoulder blades. Ensure the tape lies flat and parallel to the floor without tightening.

C. Sleeve Length
Start at the center of the collar’s back seam. Guide the tape over the curve of the shoulder and along the outer edge of the sleeve to the cuff’s end. Pause at the shoulder peak to secure the tape before continuing down the sleeve’s length.

Below we will show you the sizes in two tables. One for centimeters and one for inches.

  • View in Centimeters
  • View in Inches
SIZES IN CENTIMETERS:
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 71.1 86.4 – 94.0 42.5
M 73.7 96.5 – 104.1 45.4
L 76.2 106.7 – 114.3 48.6
XL 78.7 116.8 – 124.5 51.8
2XL 81.3 127.0 – 134.6 54.9
3XL 83.8 137.2 – 144.8 57.8

SIZES IN INCHES:
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH
S 28 34 – 37 16 ¾
M 29  38 – 41 17 ⅞
L 30  42 – 45 19 ⅛
XL 31  46 – 49 20 ⅜
2XL 32  50 – 53 21 ⅝
3XL 33  54 – 57 22 ¾

Featured Review

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
AMAZING! I bought it as a gag gift for my husband, who always jokes about how long I take when I’m shopping. When it arrived, we both couldn’t stop laughing at the phrase, is hilarious and relatable for anyone who’s ever been dragged through a mall or waited outside a dressing room

Add a dose of humor to your wardrobe with the “I’m Not Homeless, My Wife’s Just Shopping” T-Shirt! Perfect for husbands who know the struggle of waiting during long shopping trips, this playful design is sure to get laughs and start conversations. Made from premium, soft cotton, this tee combines comfort and comedy for everyday wear.

Fit: Classic unisex fit for comfort and versatility
• Sizes: Available in a wide range of sizes (check size chart for the perfect fit)
• Design: Exclusive, high-quality print designed for lasting wear
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Why You’ll Love It:
• Hilarious design perfect for casual outings or gifting
• Soft, breathable fabric for maximum comfort
• Long-lasting print that stays vibrant after washing

Each shirt is made-to-order, which means it takes a little longer to ship but helps minimize waste and overproduction. Thanks for choosing a more sustainable way to shop!

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101 reviews for I’m Not Homeless, My Wife’s Just Shopping – Funny Shirt

  1. Camila S. (verified owner) –

    Fits great!

  2. Dali G. (verified owner) –

    Breathable, great fit.

  3. Arjun S. (verified owner) –

    Got this as a birthday gift for my partner just to tease him about being close to 30. He loved it, thank you again!

  4. Hugo M. (verified owner) –

    Will be nice for me ! Thanks !

  5. Vihaan G. (verified owner) –

    ten points

  6. Dalia T. (verified owner) –

    Coffee spills? Washes out effortlessly.

  7. Kwame X. (verified owner) –

    Surpassed all my expectations effortlessly.

  8. Akachi M. (verified owner) –

    It’s so beautiful and very functional.

  9. Freja N. (verified owner) –

    Hidden pocket secures valuables.

  10. Hugo O. (verified owner) –

    Post-divorce humor heals slowly.

  11. Chiara F. (verified owner) –

    I really liked it, easy to download and it looks very good, perfect

  12. Naomi N. (verified owner) –

    Camping trip legend. Friends bought copies.

  13. Noor T. (verified owner) –

    High quality er, colorfast, all wishes were taken into account during

  14. Samir D. (verified owner) –

    Bought this for my brother-in-law. He wore it to a cookout, and everyone lost it when they read “MYWIFE’SJUSTSHOPPING.” The material’s super soft, and the print hasn’t cracked after two washes. 10/10 for sibling trolling.

  15. Arlo A. (verified owner) –

    This product is a delightful addition—brings a unique charm to every use!

  16. Ivan I. (verified owner) –

    The quality and attention to detail are remarkable.

  17. Enzo C. (verified owner) –

    Excellent product, bought a few more too.

  18. Aisha D. (verified owner) –

    Comfortable for all-day wear. The joke is clever without being overbearing.

  19. Wanda M. (verified owner) –

    the print is high-quality. the shirt is comfortable and fits well.

  20. Xanthe X. (verified owner) –

    Comfortable, stylish fit.

  21. Mateo S. (verified owner) –

    Reliable and stylish.

  22. Zara Z. (verified owner) –

    Great card! The recipient loved it!

  23. Zinnia Z. (verified owner) –

    Matches my wife’s “He’s golfing” shirt. Annoying couple goals achieved.

  24. Valerie V. (verified owner) –

    Durable, reliable, and very stylish.

  25. Nia T. (verified owner) –

    Son-in-law pairs it with dad jeans. Durable, always gets comments.

  26. Leila K. (verified owner) –

    Niece customized hers: “Not lost, just TikToking.” Original still better.

  27. Yara Y. (verified owner) –

    My wife laughed when she saw it, so it works. Wearing it regularly 🙂

  28. Yasin D. (verified owner) –

    Very nice and as described! Love it

  29. Sanaa G. (verified owner) –

    This is exactly as described and just what I needed.

  30. Saskia D. (verified owner) –

    Lightweight

  31. Tessa T. (verified owner) –

    No static cling in winter.

  32. Luciana Q. (verified owner) –

    My husband wears this every time I drag him shopping. It’s his passive-aggressive way of coping, and honestly? The fabric’s so comfy I might steal it. Got a small stain once, but it washed right out.

  33. Marlon M. (verified owner) –

    Good but don’t realise there was stitching round outside

  34. Samira R. (verified owner) –

    Breathable for hiking, witty for campfire chats.

  35. Zara D. (verified owner) –

    Unisex fit works for my partner and me. The distressed print adds vintage flair without looking tacky. Dogwalking essential.

  36. Laszlo B. (verified owner) –

    Great communication, shirt was awesome!

  37. Amara S. (verified owner) –

    survived a theme park monsoon. Legendary.

  38. Søren F. (verified owner) –

    Very nice, practical product

  39. Alejandro P. (verified owner) –

    subtle humor, gets nods at the gym.

  40. Shiloh S. (verified owner) –

    Sleek packaging—gift-ready instantly.

  41. Sawyer S. (verified owner) –

    Minimalist design, maximum laughs.

  42. Dexter D. (verified owner) –

    Wore it to a Halloween party and strangers kept asking for selfies. Super warm, but the sleeves are a tad long. Still 10/10!

  43. Rohan Q. (verified owner) –

    This picture looks so good, good quality that’s perfect

  44. Thandiwe F. (verified owner) –

    Great communication, and the shirt was awesome!

  45. Lina D. (verified owner) –

    Great for sarcastic anniversary gifts.

  46. Hayes H. (verified owner) –

    This item is both stylish and practical—ideal for daily enjoyment!

  47. Nikolai C. (verified owner) –

    Quick and easy download. No issues using image.

  48. Clara C. (verified owner) –

    BBQ hit! Uncles laughed, aunts sighed. Lightweight and breathable.

  49. Matteo T. (verified owner) –

    This is a beautifully crafted piece that I adore.

  50. Ozias O. (verified owner) –

    Bought this for my dad’s birthday. He wore it to a family reunion, and my aunt almost choked on her wine laughing. The print is crisp, and the shirt breathes well in heat. Dad says it’s his new “uniform for errands.”

  51. Mateo M. (verified owner) –

    Awesome! just what i needed. Thank You!

  52. Freya A. (verified owner) –

    Campfire conversation starter. Friends quoted it all weekend. No shrinkage.

  53. Yusuf H. (verified owner) –

    Thanksyouuuu <3

  54. Kian O. (verified owner) –

    Absolutely love this unique item.

  55. Viktor L. (verified owner) –

    Got recognized. Big win. RECOMMENDED!

  56. Freya I. (verified owner) –

    Amazing product, exceeded all expectations.

  57. Dante K. (verified owner) –

    Ideal for passive-aggressive family reunions.

  58. Axel A. (verified owner) –

    Great craftsmanship and quality. Shipping was on point, and the packaging was excellent. The biodegradable bag was a nice touch. More companies should follow this example. Thank you!

  59. Ingrid X. (verified owner) –

    Hands down, a brilliant purchase.

  60. Zara W. (verified owner) –

    A standout piece that’s as fun to use as it is beautiful.

  61. Quentin Q. (verified owner) –

    subtle, witty design.

  62. Osman I. (verified owner) –

    Motorcycle ride tested. Wind-resistant fabric.

  63. Malik G. (verified owner) –

    Exactly what I was looking for!

  64. Cleo C. (verified owner) –

    Bought it as a gag, but it’s stupidly comfortable. The joke gets a chuckle without being cringey. Ran slightly big—I’d size down if you like a fitted look. 10/10 would troll my spouse again.

  65. Mei-Ling Q. (verified owner) –

    Great customer service and fabric. Worth every penny. Thank you

  66. Svetlana W. (verified owner) –

    Pairs with sweatpants for maximum “dad energy.” Print stays bold.

  67. Lira L. (verified owner) –

    Dad joke in fabric form. Cousins demanded links at Thanksgiving.

  68. Dmitry S. (verified owner) –

    The card was a hit—recipient adored it!

  69. Sable S. (verified owner) –

    Airport approved. TSA agents chuckled. Comfy for long flights.

  70. Ravi V. (verified owner) –

    Pilates class giggles every session.

  71. Soraya K. (verified owner) –

    Wrinkles minimally—great for last-minute outings.

  72. Quincy Q. (verified owner) –

    Ideal for lounging.

  73. Nadia C. (verified owner) –

    Bought for my therapist. He wears it ironically. Soft, true to size.

  74. Enzo J. (verified owner) –

    good luck in your business

  75. Taran T. (verified owner) –

    Easy purchase, and excellent products

  76. Aisha K. (verified owner) –

    Thank you so much looks great

  77. Yasmin R. (verified owner) –

    Durable, reliable, and very stylish.

  78. Cyrus C. (verified owner) –

    Threads on the logo frayed after a month, but a little glue fixed it. Still love.

  79. Lila T. (verified owner) –

    Comfy for errands. Text gets stares, then giggles. True to size.

  80. Dmitri V. (verified owner) –

    Survived a toddler’s wrath

  81. Amélie R. (verified owner) –

    Got laughs everywhere I wore this tee.

  82. Bjorn L. (verified owner) –

    Versatile and surprisingly easy to use.

  83. Rafael H. (verified owner) –

    Non-itchy seams. Sensory-friendly win.

  84. Tao Q. (verified owner) –

    Texts got realer

  85. Haruto T. (verified owner) –

    Solid stuff

  86. Elias B. (verified owner) –

    Soft and comfortable. The joke is a hit with friends and family.

  87. Elara U. (verified owner) –

    Good for meetings as well

  88. Soraya N. (verified owner) –

    Good quality product I recommend it

  89. Wells W. (verified owner) –

    Easy to use, designs fit great on it! No frustrating wrinkles or creases to work around!

  90. Ibrahim D. (verified owner) –

    The print is crisp and clear, with no blurriness or smudging.

  91. Arden A. (verified owner) –

    An innovative product, incredibly functional.

  92. Gustav H. (verified owner) –

    Perfect for outdoor activities. The text is printed clearly and neatly.

  93. Quade Q. (verified owner) –

    This is crazy good

  94. Liam R. (verified owner) –

    This has become one of my favorite products to use.

  95. Hiroshi Z. (verified owner) –

    Nice product, i like it.Thank you!

  96. Soraya D. (verified owner) –

    Fast and easy download. Lots of great options!

  97. Aisha M. (verified owner) –

    Absolutely stunning and incredibly useful.

  98. Ulysses U. (verified owner) –

    Great looking ! Super easy transaction. The image looks great with all of my tshirt!

  99. Yara O. (verified owner) –

    Stylish, practical, and exceptionally well-made.

  100. Anouk S. (verified owner) –

    Architect-approved geometric font. Subtle flex.

  101. Nia R. (verified owner) –

    Passive-aggressive humor done right. Strangers high-five me. Comfy fabric, holds up.

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